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October 08, 2010

Glass Onion Raffling Tickets To Sustainable Seafood Dinner With Coast Brewery

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The Charleston Beer Exchange tap their cask of Smuttynose Big A IPA at 2 pm, and the Glass Onion will be offering up hors d'oeuvres and a raffle. [...]

October 15, 2010

Two Restaurants Battle To Give You A Triple Bypass

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Hipkiss sandwiched a 12-ounce prime chuck burger, tempura fried Kurobuta bacon, and onion rings between two grilled cheese sandwiches oozing with Tillamook [...]

October 08, 2010

Red Onion Helps Prevent Heart Disease

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The humble red onion, commonly used in Indian and Mediterranean cuisine, can help prevent heart disease, scientists have claimed. Researchers at the Chinese [...]

October 12, 2010

Some Things Never Change: Time And Money

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Add half the lemon juice and half the onion with each batch.) Process with quick pulses several times; scrape down the sides, and repeat until mushrooms are [...]

October 15, 2010

Tribune Executive Suspended For Offensive Memo

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It had links to The Onion, a satirical Web site. Mr. Abrams apologized on Tuesday. Nonetheless, Randy Michaels, Tribune's chief executive, announced the [...]

October 12, 2010

Red Onion Vs. Heart Disease: Has High Cholesterol Met Its Match?

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These findings "support the claim that the regular consumption of onion reduces the risk of coronary heart disease," lead researcher Zhen Yu Chen of the [...]

October 14, 2010

Executive At Tribune Suspended Over Memo

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Abrams, the chief innovation officer at the Tribune sent out the company-wide email on Monday, which linked to the website The Onion, know for its satire. [...]

October 14, 2010

Help Rename The 'Triple Bypass' Mega

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The burger is made up of a 12-ounce prime chuck patty with cheese, tempura fried bacon and onion rings served between two cheddar and Swiss grilled cheese [...]

October 17, 2010

Nigel Slater: Slow

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Make the sauce: peel and roughly chop the onion. Leave to soften in the olive oil in a deep casserole. Halve, seed and finely chop the chilli and add to the [...]

October 08, 2010

The A.V. Club


The Onion · Store · Personals · Contests · American Voices Store: Halloween Tees · login · Updated 1 hour, 15 minutes ago · Facebook · Twitter · Mobile [...]

October 08, 2010

The Onion - Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia


The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, [...]

October 08, 2010

Hermiston Toddler Dies In Accident At Farm

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Sergio Marguia, 35, of Hermiston, was replacing the product belt on a 10-wheeler potato and onion truck at 8:45 pm Tuesday. Aden Martine Marguia, 2, [...]

October 17, 2010

2 Brothers Beaten Near U Of M Campus

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Sgt. Bill Palmer says the brothers were walking near the Purple Onion restaurant after three this morning when they began talking to couple of women. [...]

October 08, 2010

Squash????? | Work Wasters


Cook and stir onion in margarine in 4-quart Dutch oven until tender. Stir in broth, squash, 2 sliced pears, thyme, salt, white pepper, and coriander. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer until squash is tender, [...]

October 08, 2010

Not From The Onion, David Henderson | EconLog | Library Of ...

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PERMANENT LINK | SEPTEMBER 20, 2010. Not From the Onion. David Henderson · PRINT EMAIL CLEAR HIGHLIGHTS. SHARE · Me on WGN, Chicago Did the Recession End 15 Month Home; | EconLog; | Archives; | Permanent Link and Comments [...]

October 17, 2010

The Onion Bag Soccer Shop Blog: OnionBag.com Coupon Code

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A few years later The Onion Bag would move across the Hudson River to North Bergen, NJ where we continue to provide quality soccer jerseys at the best prices in the United States. Onion Bag Soccer Shop. Don't live in the tri-state area? [...]

October 08, 2010

The Onion: Obama Releases 500000 Bachelors From U.S. Bachelor ...

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To meet the increasing complaint that there are "no good men out there," President Obama is releasing 500000 bachelors from the US strategic bachelor reserve, The Onion News Network reports. This stimulus of single men is designed to [...]

October 12, 2010

The Onion Throughout History | Natural Beauty | Laser Beauty ...

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Onions have been actively cultivated for at least 5000 years. It is recorded that they have been eaten in Egypt since 3500 BC and the Sumerians ate them since 2500 BC. It is possible that they have been a part of the human diet since [...]

October 14, 2010

Onion Spice Or Vegetable? Outdoor Garden Furniture News


Do you really know what an onion is? It is actually a vegetable! They are part of the lily family that create and enhance food flavor. Onions also act as a spice because they give strong aromatic smell. They were used in almost every [...]

October 17, 2010

Hey The Onion That's My Quarterback, That's My Team! Fa(toub)

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Hey The Onion – That's my quarterback, that's my team! October 15, 2010 fatoub Leave a comment Go to comments. The Onion is quite hilarious. Here's their “Strongside/Weakside” take on my beloved Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan [...]

October 12, 2010

Bob Officer Sucks: Snakes, Tiny Apartment, (and Myself) In The Onion

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Snakes, Tiny Apartment, (and myself) in the Onion · Check it. Share |. Posted by Bob Officer at 9:22 PM. 0 comments: Post a Comment. Older Post Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe. Posts [...]

October 17, 2010

An Opinionated Childless Woman: Trying To Change The Onion

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When I prepare raw onion my eyes stream water and puff up like I've been on a day long crying jag. I can't see what I'm doing and worse it stings. Maybe you have a similar reaction? Many people do. [...]

October 12, 2010

In The Kitchen With Kelly


I'll just start this by saying that I rarely cook. Tommy is an absolutely AMAZING cook so I never really see the point in cooking when he is already so good at it :) When I do cook they boys have a limited menu to choose from..tacos or breakfast for dinner :) Other than that I need a recipe and a [...]

October 14, 2010

Get AV Club & Onion Stuff For Cheap This Week

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While you're there, pick up the sale-priced copies of Nathan Rabin's My Year Of Flops book and The Onion's new A Book Of Jean's Own. Nathan even signed them [...]

October 15, 2010

Popular Demand


Ok, so after some deliberation and the encouragement of a few people (Will, Sari, Robyn), I finally got around to starting a blog. I used to blog quite regularly on livejournal but that was mainly a diary of my personal life and I got out of the habit of posting there when facebook came along. But i [...]


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